muathafuckas need to stop using the word “struggle” when talkin bout shit like making a grilled cheese sandwich or getting caught in the rain.
getting shot at is part of the struggle.
putting food on the table is part of the struggle.
paying rent that’s almost as high as your monthly income is part of the struggle.
having diabetes and no health insurance is part of the struggle.
getting your water shut off by the local government is part of the struggle.
having 40 people get shot in your neighborhood over the course of one weekend is being part of the struggle.
but your fool ass trying to rap along to Iggy Azaelia and not knowing the words, or trying to find goat cheese at the bodega, or the elevator being out in your luxury apartment THAT SHIT IS NOT A STRUGGLE.
and if i see one more non-sista white girl asking people to ”help a sista out”, imma dole out backhands like it’s christmas.
Guess who put the official paperwork for her speeding ticket in her book safe where she also keeps her bowl and weed. This moi. And guess who has to send in official paperwork to a judge’s office - official paperwork that reeks of marijuana.
It’s me. It’s always me.
i just wanna be a big strong queer okay
this is a real question: what’s with the lack of love for the 1000% sharp as hell fox that is the daily show’s jessica williams?
i asked this to quirkyrican (who is currently represented on facebook by a picture of the rock), who explained, “cuz she has braids/is a black woman aka bullshit”
IS THIS TRUE? AM I NAIVE AS HELL? i do not accept this.
yo. everyone who has love for tina fey and her white intellectual girl mob but has no love for j wills is an A+ fuckass. it has been declared.